#joke

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. ↗

— Don Rickles

#cannot #i #i can #joke #situation

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ↗

— Will Rogers

#comedians #everything #joke #people #politicians

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ↗

— Will Rogers

#facts #government #i #jokes #just

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗

— Ray Romano

#am #going #i #important #jokes

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. ↗

— Ray Romano

#course #god #golf #golf course #good

Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. ↗

— Rebecca Romijn

#crazy #human #human being #joke #makes

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. ↗

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#exclamation #joke #laughing #like #out

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. ↗

— Dana Plato

#decade #i #joke #longest #longest time

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. ↗

— Lea DeLaria

#complete #complete mystery #cosmic #i #joke