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Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.


Jimmy Durante


#developing #did #ever #more #politics

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.


Paul Merton


#especially #good #having #i #i think

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.


Patton Oswalt


#comedians #death #dried #early #eighties

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.


Dave Pelzer


#comedian #even #i #i am #i can

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.


Paul Rudd


#comedian #concern #consider #i #jokes

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#become #comedian #excited #get #got

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough...I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you.


Louis C.K.


#louis-ck #love #romance #unrequited-love #love

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.


Fred Allen


#been #comedian #comedy #compelled #compete

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.


Colin Quinn


#becoming #comedian #i #me #new

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.


Colin Quinn


#beauty #being #comedian #job #lucky






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