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Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.


Dave Pelzer


#comedian #even #i #i am #i can

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#become #comedian #excited #get #got

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.


Louie Anderson


#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.


Jack Black


#department #face #great #handicapped #looks

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.


Jack Dee


#comedians #feel #hang #i #i love

I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans and a t-shirt it doesn't matter how good they are - it always looks like amateur hour when they walk onto the stage.


Jack Dee


#amateur #anyone #comedian #conscious #good

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.


Jack Dee


#almost #become #came #comedian #comedy

If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.


Jack Dee


#badly #become #comedians #failed #i

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.


Drew Carey


#become #comedian #had #i #life

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.


Drew Carey


#comedian #comic #comic relief #did #honor






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