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A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. ↗


— Winston Churchill


#drinking #drunkenness #retort #today

Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #vampire #youth #youth

It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created. ↗


— Lawana Blackwell


#family #home #humor #jokes #family

And as for romance? Well, I want that too. I want to fall asleep next to you, 100 times a night, so I can know you 100 times better before we hit the day light. And despite all of this, I also want amnesia so I can relive each kiss with a perfect newness that leaves me smashed in the arms of rapture. I want the sky to fracture under the impossible weight of an apology because I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I want so much. I'm sorry that I'm using "I'm sorry" as a crutch to lean on for so long but if you sing me that song of sweet logic again then I promise to make the effort to stand on my own. There is a reason that our hearts are more like a muscle and less like a bone. I've known so many people who've have grown up flexing in front of mirrors and falling for their own reflection as if that's adequate but that's bullshit. Because we only get now until the time we go and if they've only got time to love themselves then nobody is going to be around to hear the sound of their heartbeat echo. So lady, don't expect an apology when I tell you I'm only held together by a heart that pumps blue, it's the strongest muscle in my body and I'm flexing it for you ↗


— Shane Koyczan


#spoken-word #love

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#insult #paraphrased #insult

But I too hate long books: the better, the worse. If they're bad they merely make me pant with the effort of holding them up for a few minutes. But if they're good, I turn into a social moron for days, refusing to go out of my room, scowling and growling at interruptions, ignoring weddings and funerals, and making enemies out of friends. I still bear the scars of Middlemarch. ↗


— Vikram Seth


#effort

It was funny the way memory obliged the heart. His happy recollections were always afloat in his soupy subconscious where so many of his darker memories had sunk to the underbelly of his past and been as good as lost forever. But without conscious instruction, memory had edited and enlarged the finest moments of his life and stored them like masterpieces in the private gallery of his personal history. ↗


— Nanci Kincaid


#happy #heart #masterpieces #memory #private-gallery

Every challenge you encounter in life is a fork in the road. You have the choice to choose which way to go - backward, forward, breakdown or breakthrough. ↗


— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha


#challenge #failing-forward #fortune-in-failing #forward #higherlife

[M]ost people go through life a wee bit disappointed in themselves. I think we all keep a memory of a moment when we missed someone or something, when we could have gone down another path, a happier or better or just a different path. Just because they're in the past doesn't mean you can't treasure the possibilities ... maybe we put down a marker for another time. And now's the time. Now we can do whatever we want to do. ↗


— James Robertson


#contentment #delayed-opportunities #disappointment #fulfillment #life

Character represent life and life represents our character. ↗


— Lucy Dawn


#insporational #joy #life #peace #life






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