Supermarket Confessions

Yesterday, I shouted at some stranger at the cash desk of a supermarket because he accidentally jostled me. He apologized and everything but I was furious. I was never so angry in my life before, I really don't know where it came from. I insulted him and called him some terrible names.
Now I am very sorry and hope he will forgive me.

#stranger   #insult   #supermarket   #forgive   #terrible  

At the supermarket today: I was waiting in line to pay for my goods when I noticed this really smelly dude behind me. He reeked of urine and sweat you cannot imagine how disgusting!!
Anyway, I took the shower gel from my basket and put it between his own groceries. He noticed it, but he only shook his head, actually bought it and took it back home (I assume). Even the cashier looked glad that he bought it!!
I would like to confess that I am disgusted by those kind of people. Why do those people not show consideration for others around them?? It really puzzles me. Why do they not buy themselves sanitary products? He could afford dog food and beer for christ sake's!

#angry   #disgusted   #smelly   #stink   #reeking   #dude   #supermarket   #hate  

I have an affair with another woman although I am married.
Neither of them knows about the other one. But today something horrible happened. They met!
They started talking in the supermarket and they want to meet again tonight in a bar and have a few drinks.
I know because my wife showed me a picture of her.
I am screwed... What should I do know? What if they find out tonight?

#married   #affair   #otherwoman   #supermarket   #bar   #confession   #screwed  

While I was working in a supermarket, I stole money from my colleagues. This is my confession and I am very sorry about it!

#work   #supermarket   #money   #colleagues   #confession   #sorry  

Because I had a cold the last few days I didn't shower. But I had to drive my kids to school nevertheless and I had still some tasks to do. So I took my youngest boy (5 months old) and drove off to buy food. The only thing I could think of while in the store was a hot shower and I decided to drive home quickly to get one.

I bought all the stuff we needed and drove home. In the car on my way home I was sure I forgot something but I just couldn't find out what it was. At home, I immediately hopped under the shower and then I remembered!
I left my little son at the supermarket!!

I got back to the store and indeed, I left my son in his maxi cosi at the cash desk....

I know it's no excuse but I was very sick and I haven't slept for a few days. I can't tell you how sorry I am and this will not every happen again...

I want to confess that I am a terrible mother.

#mother   #bad   #terrible   #cold   #sick   #shower   #kids   #forget   #son   #supermarket   #store   #confession   #sin   #despair