Andy Rooney

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#end #five #lives #more #most

A writer's job is to tell the truth. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#tell #truth #writer

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#few #first #first thing #old #phone

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#me #much #pick #subjects

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#hey #i #knack #like #lot

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#army #average #because #bright #business

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#dullest #means #olympic #whatever

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#any #ask #fresh #ground #i

Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#i #retire #will #writer #writers

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#account #because #bowl #doing #every