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Andy Rooney

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It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.


— Andy Rooney


#funny #hell #funny

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.


— Andy Rooney


#appeal #appeals #everyone #getting #getting old

Death is a distant rumor to the young.


— Andy Rooney


#distant #rumor #young

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.


— Andy Rooney


#indian #lousy #meaning #old #vegetarian

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.


— Andy Rooney


#forget #grandchildren #never #never forget

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.


— Andy Rooney


#bring #closing #comfort #conversely #door

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


— Andy Rooney


#anytime #chance #get #getting #probability

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.


— Andy Rooney


#arranged #arranging #buy #carefully #chef

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.


— Andy Rooney


#agree #already #believe #facts #generally

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.


— Andy Rooney


#arms #his #i #iran #just






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Remarks on Kurt Cobain's suicide
In a 1994 segment Rooney attracted controversy with his remarks on Kurt Cobain's suicide. Also in 2008 when Barack Obama was elected president of the United States Rooney applauded the fact that "the citizens of this country 80 percent of whom are white freely chose to elect a black man as their leader simply because they thought he was the best choice. g.

He died one month later on November 4 2011 at age 92. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired October 2 2011. He was most notable for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney" a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011.

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