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Andy Rooney

Read through the most famous quotes from Andy Rooney

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

— Andy Rooney

#happiness #inspiration #inspirational

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

— Andy Rooney

#average #average person #dog #nicer #person

If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.

— Andy Rooney

#meaning #smile #smiles #loneliness

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

— Andy Rooney

#aging #life #time #age

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

— Andy Rooney


I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

— Andy Rooney

#wisdom #enlightenment

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

— Andy Rooney


Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

— Andy Rooney

#christianity #christians #devout #devouts #goodness

I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.

— Andy Rooney

#meanness #niceness #religion #religion

I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.

— Andy Rooney

#astrology #atheism #belief #beliefs #magic

About Andy Rooney

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Remarks on Kurt Cobain's suicide
In a 1994 segment Rooney attracted controversy with his remarks on Kurt Cobain's suicide. Also in 2008 when Barack Obama was elected president of the United States Rooney applauded the fact that "the citizens of this country 80 percent of whom are white freely chose to elect a black man as their leader simply because they thought he was the best choice. g.

He died one month later on November 4 2011 at age 92. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired October 2 2011. He was most notable for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney" a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011.

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