Andy Rooney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#america #computer #copies #duplicate #even

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? ↗

— Andy Rooney

#caught #eating #get #man #real

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#enjoy #golf #grass #greens #grow

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#combination #event #figure #figure skating #good

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#enough #feeling #fired #get #got

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#enough #fast #game #help #my own

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#behind #bush #helping #important #kind

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#bosses #few #many #need #people

Nothing in fine print is ever good news. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#fine #fine print #good #good news #news

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#only #other #people #politicians #reporters