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Conan O'Brien

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Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42.


— Conan O'Brien


#path #will #your

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'


— Conan O'Brien


#better #duh #i #just #men

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.


— Conan O'Brien


#already #been #chance #got #here

Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.


— Conan O'Brien


#arnold #bush #country #english #even

Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.


— Conan O'Brien


#apparently #day #distinguished #easily #fans

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'


— Conan O'Brien


#asked #bad #cbs #cbs news #crazy

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.


— Conan O'Brien


#arnold #arnold schwarzenegger #bad #california #calling

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.


— Conan O'Brien


#early #egg #timer #timing #were

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.


— Conan O'Brien


#did #dreams #every #got #hosting

I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.


— Conan O'Brien


#cynicism #favorite #hate #i #lead






About Conan O'Brien






Did you know about Conan O'Brien?

After writing for several comedy shows in Los Angeles he joined the writing staff of Saturday Night Live. "He was passed out facedown into this horrible shag carpet. Generally critics fans and even those who worked on the show agree that its sensibilities changed following "Marge vs.

O'Brien has been the subject of a documentary Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011) and has also hosted a 32-city live comedy tour. O'Brien was a writer and producer for The Simpsons for two seasons until he was commissioned by NBC to take over David Letterman's position as host of Late Night in 1993.

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