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Dave Barry

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The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.

— Dave Barry

#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

— Dave Barry


The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

— Dave Barry

#cause #death #falling #fashion #grates

You should not confuse your career with your life.

— Dave Barry

#work #life

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

— Dave Barry

#contributing #factor #falling #gravity #involving

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

— Dave Barry

#respect #respect

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

— Dave Barry


Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

— Dave Barry

#bent #earnest #keep #knees #learn

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

— Dave Barry

#sports #humor

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

— Dave Barry

#camping #motel #nature #promoting #way

About Dave Barry

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Did you know about Dave Barry?

As the son of a minister and an alumnus of a Quaker-affiliated college Barry avoided military service during the Vietnam War by registering as a religious conscientious objector. Barry and Beth worked together at the Daily Local News in West Chester PA where they began their journalism careers on the same day in September 1971. While with the Miami Herald he created a band with his colleagues and named it the "Urban Professionals" where he played lead guitar.

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