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Dave Barry

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We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how


— Dave Barry


#funny #humor #leonard #trouble #funny

...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.


— Dave Barry


#light #inspirational

Smee! Raise the Ladies!


— Dave Barry


#nonsense #humor

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.


— Dave Barry


#funny #humor #leonard #funny

I love Special Executive Order 768 dash 4


— Dave Barry


#love

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.


— Dave Barry


#dance #get #just #nobody #nobody cares

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.


— Dave Barry


#boring #catch #disgusting #fish #fishing

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


— Dave Barry


#circumstances #never #night #pill #same

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.


— Dave Barry


#auto #boring #down #except #going

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.


— Dave Barry


#african-american #american men #giant #heads #like






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As the son of a minister and an alumnus of a Quaker-affiliated college Barry avoided military service during the Vietnam War by registering as a religious conscientious objector. Barry and Beth worked together at the Daily Local News in West Chester PA where they began their journalism careers on the same day in September 1971. While with the Miami Herald he created a band with his colleagues and named it the "Urban Professionals" where he played lead guitar.

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