David Walliams

Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat... I just feel really happy in the water. ↗

— David Walliams

#been #extraordinary #feel #god #happy

The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back. ↗

— David Walliams

#back #chose #give #good #good thing

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way. ↗

— David Walliams

#comedy #even #funnier #instance #magic

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. ↗

— David Walliams

#because #being #comedian #failing #means

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet. ↗

— David Walliams

#eroded #internet #lost #lot #power

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. ↗

— David Walliams

#funny things #months #room #sit #things

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly. ↗

— David Walliams

#clothes #culture #done #expect #key