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James Patterson

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A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.


— James Patterson


#humor #lol #school #funny

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)


— James Patterson


#humor

The eraser


— James Patterson


#experience

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.


— James Patterson


#funny #life #lol #nuts #funny

It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn


— James Patterson


#funny #max #popcorn #ride #funny

Kami matamu, Iggy. Kau tak perlu melihat selama kau memiliki kami.


— James Patterson


#friendship

Seize what's been handed you. Make smart decisions. Make decisions because life is a temporary situation.


— James Patterson


#life #life

happy all life for ever


— James Patterson


#life

Its been said that love finds you when you're ready," Lindsey Boxer in 4th of July.


— James Patterson


#inspirational

This is not a democracy," I said, understanding he fear but unable to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.


— James Patterson


#experience






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Career
After Patterson retired from advertising in 1996 he devoted his time to writing. Patterson has also set up the James Patterson Teacher Education Scholarship in the schools of education at Appalachian State Michigan State and Florida Atlantic University. Early life and education
Patterson was born in Newburgh New York on March 22 1947 and received a Bachelor of Arts in English from Manhattan College along with a Master of Arts in English from Vanderbilt University.

Patterson also wrote the Michael Bennett Women's Murder Club Maximum Ride Daniel X and Witch and Wizard series as well as many stand-alone thrillers nonfiction and romance novels. James B.

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