Johnny Vegas

Oh, I'm terrible at travel. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#oh #terrible #travel

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#board #cheese #christmas #deny #during

The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#day #hours #idea #me #people

There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#earth #how #i #more #something

There's a domino effect with certain things you say. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#certain things #domino #effect #say #things

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#anyway #being #channel #channel 4 #cliff

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#apartment #day #dreamers #full #go

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#brought #else #i #last #minute

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#considers #everyone #holding #north #own

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#different types #diseases #down #everyone #flu