Kingsley Amis

I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#banner #dishes #feel #i #lousy

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#even #every #fat #fat man #fatter

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#criticism #employment #first #guide #itself

There was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#nasty #nice #nice things #nicer #ones

One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#benefits #carry #forgive #forgiven #great

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#little #point #somebody #writing #you

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#horrible #life #people #start #their

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#itch #lets #love #momentary #never

He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#done #eyeballs #having #his #move

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#catholic #chiefly #church #currently #did