Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#funny

Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#men

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#movies

I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#humor #humor

If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#death

Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier." - Jean-Claude ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#jean-claude #life

If I wasn't dead already, I'd said I was having a heart attack. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#byron #dreams

who is the love of my life? Maybe I don't have one. Maybe it's not love at all. But if it's not love, then what is it? I wish I knew. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#life

Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death." - Jean-Claude ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#death

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#chimera #narcissus-in-chains #humor