Patricia Heaton

I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#asleep #books #cartoons #comic #comic books

It's a little bit in the genes because my brother is a journalist and my father was a sports writer. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#bit #brother #father #genes #journalist

Men are very competent in their workplace - and this is going to sound sexist - women are better at running households and juggling lots of things, kids and scheduling and that kind of thing. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#competent #going #households #juggling #kids

My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#craved #during #four #hand #holding

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#elephant #hollywood #like #living #living room

We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the month, and we get four months off for the summer. So there's plenty of time for me to spend with the kids. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#four #get #kids #me #month

You kind of think people get sick of you after a while, but apparently not. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#apparently #get #kind #people #sick

You see people all the time who are on hit shows and then you never hear from them again. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#hear #hit #never #people #see