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Stephen King

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Grammar is...the pole you grab to get your thoughts up on their feet and walking.


— Stephen King


#grammar

Although emotionally delicate and eminently bruisable, teenagers are short on empathy. That comes later in life, if it comes at all.


— Stephen King


#life

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.


— Stephen King


#friendship #science-fiction #friendship

Every man or woman who loves Him, they hate Him too, because He's a hard God, a jealous God.


— Stephen King


#love

True sorrow is as rare as true love.


— Stephen King


#love #sorrow #love

What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.


— Stephen King


#humorous #sex #men

Because things like this you can only ssay once. And you either get it wrong or right, it's the end either way, because it's too hard to ever try to say again.


— Stephen King


#love

You pay for what you get, you own what you pay for... and sooner or later whatever you own comes back home to you


— Stephen King


#life-experience #memories #experience

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed.


— Stephen King


#lucky-quarter #humor

C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks.


— Stephen King


#humor






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Did you know about Stephen King?

When King was two years old his father left the family under the pretense of "going to buy a pack of cigarettes" leaving his mother to raise King and his adopted older brother David by herself sometimes under great financial strain. " He sets out each day with a quota of 2000 words and will not stop writing until it is met. The eighth Dark Tower volume The Wind Through the Keyhole was publiStephen Kingd in 2012.

Henry Award. He has written nearly two hundred short stories most of which have been collected in nine collections of short fiction.

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