Terry Pratchett

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#ideas #funny

WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#chocolate-box #death #death

Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you stupid. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#love

There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#marching #humor

He’sh mad?’ ‘Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.’ ‘Ah, then he can’t be mad. I’ve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he’sh just ecshentric. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#rincewind #twoflower #money

Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humour #life #death

Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#light #equality