Tom Robbins

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#marriage

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#men #shaving #men

There are essential and inessential insanities. The later are solar in character, the former are linked to the moon. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#life

I'll follow him to the ends of the earth,' she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn't have any ends. Columbus fixed that. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#flat-earth #love #life

There is a comfort in conformity, a security in control, that is appealing. There is a thrill in domination, and we are all secretly attracted to violence. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#violence #war #violence

Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#humor

Sometimes one gets the feeling that life still thinks it's living in Paris in the '30s. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#life

salvation is for the feeble, that's what I think. I don't want salvation, I want life, all of life, the miserable as well as the superb. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#religion #life

If this typewriter can't do it, then fuck it, it can't be done. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#life

Faith is believing in something you know isn't true. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#believe #faith #religion #truth #faith