Wilson Mizner

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#declaring #fellow #fool #his #suspicions

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#careless #efforts #exhausts #flattery #hate

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#everywhere #good #knows #listener #only

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#born #embarrassment #i #i was born #lady

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#i #i can #judge #laughs #usually

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#education #faith #gives #i #respect

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#clever #existence #footwork #punch #tact

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#because #down #meet #nice #people

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#always #corner #exhausting #him #life

The first hundred years are the hardest. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#hardest #hundred #years