Wilson Mizner

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#give #good #good advice #more #profit

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#drama #him #informing #meant #person

Failure has gone to his head. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#gone #head #his

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#hollywood #ritz #service #sewer

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .' ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#brazen #i #immediate #induce #know

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#contact #convinced #ever #fortune #had

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#heroes #hollywood #i #movie #several

If you count all your assets you always show a profit. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#assets #count #profit #show #you

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#found #life

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#cuckoo #halfway #himself #out #who