Wilson Mizner

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#bar #between #depends #difference #faux

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#most #power #tears #water #women

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#ears #only #those #tried #up

You sparkle with larceny. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#sparkle #you

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#hardest #hundred #life #proposition #tough

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#done #leave #talk #will #you