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Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.


— Woody Allen


#compensated #developed #education #his #keenly

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.


— Woody Allen


#after #although #am #believe #bringing

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.


— Woody Allen


#being #car #guys #i #once

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.


— Woody Allen


#i #intellectual #look #never

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.


— Woody Allen


#doing #films #i #know #profit

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.


— Woody Allen


#california #garbage #into #make #shows

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.


— Woody Allen


#die #happens #i #just #want

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.


— Woody Allen


#commit #depressed #next #suicide #tried

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.


— Woody Allen


#crib #i #liked #live #me

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.


— Woody Allen


#pedestal #place #tended #under #wife






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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