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Woody Allen

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.


— Woody Allen


#being #being funny #choice #first #funny

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.


— Woody Allen


#god #i #loyal #opposition #you

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.


— Woody Allen


#done #feel #films #i #job

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.


— Woody Allen


#happening #keeping #nature #once #time

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.


— Woody Allen


#fun #i #most #much #rest

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.


— Woody Allen


#eternal #fine #happen #nothingness #you

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.


— Woody Allen


#gold #grandfather #his #i #me

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.


— Woody Allen


#move #move on #oneness #students #will

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.


— Woody Allen


#beverage #does #frequently #kill #kills

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.


— Woody Allen


#comedy #confronts #dessert #drama #just






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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