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Woody Allen

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My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.


— Woody Allen


#film

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.


— Woody Allen


#sports

You can't ride two horses with one behind.


— Woody Allen


#woody-allen #humor

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.


— Woody Allen


#philosophy #insight

I read in self-defense.


— Woody Allen


#life #reading #life

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.


— Woody Allen


#reborn #life

Hay relaciones en las que las palabras dice amistad, pero los ojos gritan romance.


— Woody Allen


#relationship #love

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.


— Woody Allen


#humor #love #marriage #humor

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.


— Woody Allen


#base #feel #go #guilty #i

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.


— Woody Allen


#humor






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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