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Woody Allen

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Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.


— Woody Allen


#forgiveness

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.


— Woody Allen


#christina #vicky #love

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.


— Woody Allen


#nostalgia

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.


— Woody Allen


#humor #death

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.


— Woody Allen


#humor

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life


— Woody Allen


#perfection #reality #art

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.


— Woody Allen


#humor

I foresee death by culture shock.


— Woody Allen


#death

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.


— Woody Allen


#christina #vicky #funny

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.


— Woody Allen


#logical-thinking #men






About Woody Allen

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Did you know about Woody Allen?

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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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