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Woody Allen

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He's dreaming, Cloquet thought, as he stood over him, revolver in hand. He's dreaming, and I exist in reality. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.


— Woody Allen


#dreams

-Mary: Il sesso senza amore è un'esperienza vuota! -Isaac: Beh, ma tra le esperienze vuote è una delle migliori.


— Woody Allen


#life-experience #sex #experience

No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic, she has a death wish. So, for a brief moment of passion,she completely abandons all responsibilities.


— Woody Allen


#woody-allen #romantic

If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.


— Woody Allen


#religion

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.


— Woody Allen


#i #instance #last #last night #luck

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.


— Woody Allen


#am #comes #except #i #i am

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.


— Woody Allen


#being #being happy #happy #instead #liking

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.


— Woody Allen


#government #i #i believe #out #something

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.


— Woody Allen


#chances #date #doubles #immediately #night

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.


— Woody Allen


#basically #bath #boats #come #home






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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