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Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'


— Woody Allen


#asked #contraception #girl #i #me

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.


— Woody Allen


#attended #disturbed #education #emotionally #had

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?


— Woody Allen


#evening #ever #insurance #life #salesman

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.


— Woody Allen


#fruitful #guy #him #hit #i

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


— Woody Allen


#decision #house #i #just #maker

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.


— Woody Allen


#billion #crime #dollars #forty #little

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.


— Woody Allen


#bark #because #figure #get #god

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.


— Woody Allen


#dying #i #immortality #through #want

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.


— Woody Allen


#better #financial #only #poverty #reasons

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.


— Woody Allen


#because #chess #failed #height #i






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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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