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To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


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When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#actor #become #comedian #excited #get

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.


Jerry Seinfeld


#being #comedian #comedians #fun #get

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.


Jerry Seinfeld


#comedian #had #i #kind #personality

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.


Dorothy Gish


#black #comedians #faces #had #i

I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.


Peter Cameron


#funny

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.


Chelsea Handler


#funny #humor #humorous #funny

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.


Aziz Ansari


#around #audiences #base #because #cheap

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.


Shelley Berman


#audience #before #comedian #inside #performance

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.


Dana Carvey


#comedians #corporate #kicked #kind #laborious






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