#funny

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it. ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#funny-but-true #rumors #beauty

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. ↗

— Gertrude Stein

#choosing #direction #funny #funny people #germans

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. ↗

— Ben Stein

#bit #child #child abuse #children #crushing

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. ↗

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#dramatic #fake #feeling #funny #soon

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring. ↗

— Katie Holmes

#flashy #funny #i #kind #very

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#funny #logo #sex #funny

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ↗

— Mark Twain

#funeral #funny #humor #funny

aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#funny #funny

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for? ↗

— Stephanie Lennox

#funny #humour #husband #inspirational #love

You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will." "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#ferret #fun #funny #humor #page-