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#funny

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.


Hermann Maier


#drive #elegant #funny #now #same

. . .Tell me, Clare: why on earth would a lovely girl like you want to marry Henry?' Everything in the room seems to hold its breath. Henry stiffens but doesn't say anything. I lean forward and smile at Mr. DeTamble and say, with enthusiasm, as though he has asked me what flavor of ice cream I like best: 'Because he's really, really good in bed.' In the kitchen there's a howl of laughter. Mr. DeTamble glances at Henry, who raises his eyebrows and grins, and finally even Mr. DeTamble smiles, and says 'Touché, my dear.


Audrey Niffenegger


#funny

It would have been funny if I had been an observer and not a participant, an idea that gave me a disconcerting insight into gossip. As I walked beside the silent Tamara, I realized that despite how entertaining certain stories were, at the bottom of every item of gossip there was someone getting hurt.


Sherwood Smith


#funny

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.


Don Marquis


#cloud #difficult #every #get #lining

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.


Groucho Marx


#anyone #lot #missing #says #see

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.


Groucho Marx


#child #fetch #five #send #someone

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.


Groucho Marx


#alike #born #democrats #except #people

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.


Richard Marx


#i #luther #many #never #room

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.


Jackie Mason


#because #believe #come #conclusion #different

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.


W. Somerset Maugham


#about #accept #anything #funny #funny thing






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