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#hilarious

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Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.


David Wong


#funny #hilarious #spiders #funny

Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said--


David Nicholls


#hilarious #saracasm #funny

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.


Victoria Scott


#lol #sarcasm-humor #humor

so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!


Brian Regan


#humor #man #manslaughter #pig #business

No," Nathan grumbled. "Like, not piss on him, just all around him." Stuart raised an eyebrow. "Nath, you need to chill. We're in a bar, a busy bar. We can't stop people talking to each other." "I know but-" "Look, don't worry about it," Stuart insisted. "Try not to turn into a bunny boiler just yet.


Melanie Tushmore


#jealousy #business

Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough


Tara Sivec


#seduction

Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#hilarious #katy #sparkly #hilarious

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.


Daniel Tosh


#daniel-tosh #funny #hilarious #change

You’d throw yourself in front of a bus for me.” She would and he knew it.He knew it and she knew that he felt that knowledge burrow deep and he liked it. Elle felt tears stinging the backs of her eyes, her body melted into his,her arms tightened around him and she whispered back, “Yes,Pren,though I hope I never get the chance.


Kristen Ashley


#hilarious #love #love

She was going to go to her room,munch on chocolate,then collapse into bed. And if her upstairs neighbors decided to talk about who the daddy was or cry again about how much David was loved,she'd go up there and give them somthing to really bloody cry about.


Suzanne Wright


#depress #hilarious #hot #sex #love






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