#hum

Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #on-fiction #humor

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible. ↗

— Lisa Kleypas

#hardy-cates #heartbreak #liberty-jones #sugar-daddy #travises

If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like that. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination. ↗

— Andrew McEwan

#fast-food #humour #irony #laziness #misapprehension

Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in his eyes and said, “I thought I shot you.” And his eyes never blinked, wavered, or watered as he said, “You did. You shot me in the leg. But you can’t kill love that easily. And today you’re going to learn how deadly Love can be.” That was over four years ago, and I’m still alive. So that was his plan all along, to serve me up a super slow death. Sort of like torture, only imperceptible and more pleasant. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cowboy #funny #humor #love #age

Being in love, as both Plato and David Bowie have pointed out, is horrible. ↗

— Stefano Benni

#humor #love #plato #humor

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bacon #funny #humor #love #surreal

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#courage

The hero, the mythical subject, is constructed as human being and as male; he is the active principle of culture, the establisher of distinction, the creator of differences. ↗

— Teresa de Lauretis

#being #constructed #creator #culture #differences

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#blood #book #fantasy #food #funny