#hum

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#women #humor

Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." "You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing." "Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#less #more #nonsense #tea #humor

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#men #humor

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#siblings #humor

When in doubt, look intelligent. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor

I quote others only to better express myself. ↗

— Michel de Montaigne

#irony #truth #humor

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total. ↗

— James Patterson

#humor

I love you and it's getting worse. ↗

— Joseph E. Morris

#humor #love #humor

Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#humor

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. ↗

— Ronald Reagan

#humor #napping #politics #humor