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A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said. ↗


— Brian Andreas


#humor #story-people #friendship

Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over. ↗


— Brian Andreas


#humor #story-people #friendship

Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. "I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over. ↗


— Huntley Fitzpatrick


#dating

Geeks are not the world’s rowdiest people. We’re quiet and introspective, and usually more comfortable communing with our keyboards or a good book than each other. Our idea of how to paint the Emerald City red involves light liquor, heavy munchies, and marathon sessions of video games of the ‘giant robots shooting each other and everything else in sight’ variety. We debate competing lines of software or gaming consoles with passion, and dissect every movie, television show, and novel in the science fiction, fantasy, and horror genres. With as many of us as there are in this town, people inevitably find ways to cater to us when we get in the mood to spend our hard-earned dollars. Downtown Seattle boasts grandiose geek magnets, like the Experience Music Project and the Experience Science Fiction museum, but it has much humbler and far more obscure attractions too, like the place we all went to for our ship party that evening: a hole-in-the-wall bar called the Electric Penguin on Capitol Hill. ↗


— Angela Korra'ti


#humor #proud-geeks #reading #experience

This is not a democracy," I said, understanding he fear but unable to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy. ↗


— James Patterson


#experience

He was wide-eyed as he spoke. “He says you are a nut and I am a nut. ↗


— Karina Halle


#humor #old-blood #pippa #experience

Love alleviates you the moment you become too sick with it. Live to love, even if you don’t outlive the experience. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #love #sickness #experience

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination ↗


— Steve Aylett


#humor #life #love #experience

Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine.”
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— Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #funny #gold #humor

Who me? God, no, I'm terrible . . . " Then, just as an experiment, I say, "And, besides, I don't think I'm good-looking enough to be an actor." Oh, that's not true! There are lots of actors who aren't good-looking . . . ↗


— David Nicholls


#experience






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