#humor

It was considered at the time a striking proof of virtue in the young king that he was sorry for his father's death;but, as common subjects have that virtue too, sometimes, we will say no more about it. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#humor #death

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. ↗

— Don Herold

#about #bad #feels #good #humorist

Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you. ↗

— PePe Le Pew

#love #art

The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#clever #cowboy #cowboys #creative #creativity

Chapter Six: I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins. ↗

— Nicki Elson

#sex #design

I have ceased to think even of barnacles!' -Charles Darwin ↗

— Deborah Heiligman

#faith

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.
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— Dora J. Arod

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
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— Dora J. Arod

#desire #flavor #food #funny #humor

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me. ↗

— Flannery O'Connor

#georgia #humor #southern #education

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time. ↗

— Mary Ann Shaffer

#humor #education