#humor

All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have to visit Mecca, all white people must eventually renovate a house before they can be complete. ↗

— Christian Lander

#houses #humor #white-people #home

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss. ↗

— Banksy

#creativity #graffiti #humor #voice #art

Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.
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— Jarod Kintz

#artists #humor #illuminate #inform #show

If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#buildings #greed #hate #humor #intolerance

Thank you, Yoda. Feel the force, Luke. ↗

— Christopher Pike

#humor

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. ↗

— Don Roff

#funny #humor #inspirational #life #nature

It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack! ↗

— Hillary DePiano

#fairy-tale #humor #art

Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty. ↗

— Masashi Kishimoto

#humor #naruto #sasori #art

To write a novel, you need an iron butt. ↗

— Richard M. Nixon

#writing #humor

...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#artists #be-yourself #creative-process #encouragement #funny