#humor

I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. ↗

— Ian MacKaye

#extremely #fellow #fundamentalist #funny #humor

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ↗

— Hugh Sidey

#armor #deep #down #good #grasp

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#focuses #humor #much #people #people say

I mean, what good is a women's lib if we can't use it to ask guys to dances? ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#humor

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it? ↗

— Dan Simmons

#how #humor #odd #often #together

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. ↗

— Tim Vine

#humor #humor

She just dropped it and ran!! ↗

— Mercedes Lackey

#humor

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain. ↗

— Devon Monk

#humor

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor

If your girlfriend is pressuring you to make a life-changing decision, tell her a single vote is hardly going to make a difference. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #voting #change