#humor

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. ↗

— Langston Hughes

#got #haven #laughing #ought #you

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. ↗

— Karen Hughes

#him #humor #much #president #reasons

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. ↗

— Bette Midler

#happiness #humor #inspirational #jealousy #success

We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars ar on there way out. ↗

— Decca Records

#humor #funny

Just know I am Not there to catch you But I am there for you ↗

— Caleb Warta

#humor #life #life-lessons #poem #poetry

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. ↗

— Anjelica Huston

#gentle #humor #i #like #really

To-morrow I will begin," thought Katy, as she dropped asleep that night. How often we all do so! And what a pity it is that when morning comes and to-morrow is to-day, we so frequently wake up feeling quite differently; careless or impatient, and not a bit inclined to do the fine things we planned overnight. ↗

— Susan Coolidge

#procrastinating #family

Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor; I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it. ↗

— Laura Ingraham

#desperate #go #humor #i #i think

Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' Max: 'Why, is your head missing some? ↗

— James Patterson

#mamimum #maximum-ride #ride #rock #experience