#humorous

O Lord! he concluded, forgive all these trespasses. Lead me not into Penn Station. ↗

— Saul Bellow

#forgiveness

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#apes #humor #humorous #mammals #primates

As soon as a friendship passed a certain point - some obscure and secret boundary - a woman quite automatically became overwhelmed by a raging compulsion to complicate things. ↗

— David Eddings

#women #friendship

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. ↗

— Regina Griffin

#funny-quotes #humor #humorous #tags-funny-and-random #funny

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. ↗

— Robert DeCoteau

#celebrity #funny #humor #humorous #quotes

Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do. ↗

— Peter Matthiessen

#humorous #funny

When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth! ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#funny-humor #humor #humorous #funny

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. ↗

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

#funny

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack ↗

— Mark Buff

#funny-humor #humor #humorous #funny

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning. ↗

— Jon S. Lewis

#humor #humorous #funny