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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




O Lord! he concluded, forgive all these trespasses. Lead me not into Penn Station. ↗


— Saul Bellow


#forgiveness

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. ↗


— Will Cuppy


#apes #humor #humorous #mammals #primates

As soon as a friendship passed a certain point - some obscure and secret boundary - a woman quite automatically became overwhelmed by a raging compulsion to complicate things. ↗


— David Eddings


#women #friendship

Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren't still ablaze in the flames that had blasted the ghoul's head off moments before. 'what the hell was that?' I gasped. 'Premature inflammation,' He replied. 'Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it.' ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#humor

I can be a regular bitch. Just try me. ↗


— Stieg Larsson


#humor

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical. ↗


— M. Leighton


#humor

Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in nature is on my list of least favorite things. You tigers, and men in general, have it so much easier than us girls. ↗


— Colleen Houck


#humor

She shrugged and flipped her glossy hair behind her shoulders. "What else do you have to do with your time besides think about stuff like this? It's not like you're real heavy into extracurriculars. Besides, you're all, like, goth and into the dead, right?" Alona Dare, queen of the insult-compliment. "Wow. Thanks. Anyone ever tell you you're good with people?" She frowned. "No." "Good. I'm not goth." "Your hair is black, you have piercings, you wear black all the time and act all freaky-" "My hair is naturally this color. I have three earings in one ear, that's it. This shirt" -I tugged at the fabric across my chest- "is navy blue, and if I act weird all the time, it's because of ghosts like you. ↗


— Stacey Kade


#humor

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit! ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor

I de­ci­ded right then and the­re to ma­ke a snic­ker­do­od­le per­fu­me to we­ar, so that one day he wo­uld sniff me li­ke that. ↗


— Jessica Verday


#humor






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