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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




Individuality: ten. Cautiousness: three. Combativeness: nine." She looked over and gave me a wink. "Well, what did you expect from a pirate's daughter? Hope: eight. Amativeness. What's that?" Kate acutally blushed. "I think it has something to do with your attractiveness to the opposite sex." "Ten," said Nadira, smiling modestly. (Skybreaker by Kenneth Oppel)


Kenneth Oppel


#humour #nadira #skybreaker #humor

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.


Carl Hiaasen


#life

People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.


Haruki Murakami


#life #life

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye


Richard Armour


#life #money #life

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.


James Patterson


#humourous #illness #run-for-there-life #life

In his essay,Agastya had said that his real ambition was to be a domesticated male stray dog because they lived the best life.They were assured of food,and because they were stray they didn't have to guard a house or beg or shake paws or fetch trifles or be clean or anything similarly meaningless to earn their food.They were servile and sycophantic when hungry;once fed,and before sleep,they wagged their tails perfunctorily whenever their hosts passes,as an investment for future meals.A stray dog was free,he slept a lot,barked unexpectedly and only when he wanted to,and got a lot of sex.


Upamanyu Chatterjee


#humour #food

Due to budget constraints I've rewritten the script, condensing all four of the Twilight Opuses into one epic screenplay. We'll shoot it over two days. I cut out New Moon,' he added quickly, 'Edward's not in it that much. And I also took out the bits in Italy, as well as all the fight scenes. Those are too expensive to film. And there are no wolves in it either...the CGI would have blown the budget.


Lola Salt


#romantic-comedy #twilight #life

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?


Benny Bellamacina


#humour #sleeping #dreams

I’m a firm believer in equality at all times—” “At all times?” She glanced at the cuffs clipped to his leathers. “Why do I find that hard to believe?” And why the heck was she arguing with him. Mine, mine, mine. “At all times,” he repeated. “However, in the bedroom or in the club, I am a lot more equal than you.


Cherise Sinclair


#erotic-romance #funny #humour #romance #equality

You're driving me NORMAL!


Jeff Lindsay


#mystery #psychological-thriller #mystery






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