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While she lay there with these old worn thoughts coming obediently into her mind, called there by habit and the familiar quiet of early morning, she was aware that at the back of her mind there was another thought that was not at all stale, but so fresh that it was nearly a feeling, with all a feeling's delicious power to kill thought.


Stella Gibbons


#recognition #thought-provoking-humourous #thoughts #introspection

(Captain Hammer) It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat But you know who does that? Lassie, and she always gets a treat So you wonder what your part is Because you're homeless and depressed But home is where the heart is So your real home's in your chest Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's got villains they must face They're not as cool as mine But folks you know it's fine to know your place Everyone's a hero in their own way In their own not-that-heroic way So I thank my girlfriend Penny Yeah, we totally had sex She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's got something they can do Get up go out and fly Especially that guy, he smells like poo Everyone's a hero in their own way You and you and mostly me and you I'm poverty's new sheriff And I'm bashing in the slums A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums Everybody! Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone can blaze a hero's trail Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's a hero in their...


Joss Whedon


#heroism #humour #individuality #inspirational #musical-song-lyrics

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?


Terry Pratchett


#humor #humour #teaching #humor

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.


George Carlin


#humor #humour #perspective #philosophie #humor

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


Colleen Hoover


#humour #humor

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.


Bill Hicks


#humour #misanthropy #humor

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.


George Saunders


#humour #humor

When a man plans, a woman laughs.


David Wong


#humour #men #paraphrased #plans #women

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby. "Go ahead," Newt replied. Minho nodded and faced the crowd. "Be careful," he said dryly. "Don't die.


James Dashner


#humour #humor

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!


Eoin Colfer


#foaly #humor #humour #humor






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