#joke

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. ↗

— Flavor Flav

#chicken #colonel #go #i #joke

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. ↗

— Dane Cook

#great #joke #nothing #than

Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with a goalie, 'What's wrong today? You losing it?' ↗

— Sidney Crosby

#doing #even #good #joke #like

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny. ↗

— David Cross

#funny #i #idea #joke #original

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies. ↗

— Clive Cussler

#i #joke #left #never #raised

When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence. ↗

— Evan Dando

#behaviour #constant #feminine #get #gross

I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain. ↗

— Ben Folds

#band #ben #big #broke #end

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM. ↗

— Megan Fox

#coolest #everyone #i #jokes #kid

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. ↗

— Fred Durst

#joke #movie #serious

We've got people looking at our seamy side and our sad side a lot of the time because that's easier. It's much more difficult to make a film about happiness with lots of jokes in it. ↗

— Emma Thompson

#because #difficult #easier #film #got