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But when first the two black dragons sprang out of the fog upon the small clerk, they had merely the effect of all miracles – they changed the universe. He discovered the fact that all romantics know – that adventures happen on dull days, and not on sunny ones. When the cord of monotony is stretched most tight, it it breaks with a sound like song. ↗


— G.K. Chesterton


#miracles #monotony #romantics #change

The changes that take place when liberal Democrats replace not so liberal or compassionate Republicans (or Democrats) are merely cosmetic. ↗


— David T. Dellinger


#democrats #elections #republicans #voting #change

Memories do not change, and change is the law of existence. If our dead, the closest, the most beloved, were to return to us after a long absence and instead of the old, familiar trees were to find in our souls English gardens and stone walls -- that is to say, other loves, other tastes, other interests, they would gaze upon us sadly and tenderly for a moment, wiping away their tears, and then return to their tombs to rest. ↗


— Teresa de la Parra


#memory #past #progress #change

They (the French) have taken genius instead of reason for their guide, adopted experiment instead of experience, and wander in the dark because they prefer lightning to light. ↗


— Gouverneur Morris


#emotion #revolution #change

My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#albino #erection #funny #humor #noon

The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #change

When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#wedding-ring #wife #change

The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dollar #fiat-currency #gold #money #change

Why, my goodness, honey. After looking at all those pictures of seraphic and perspirationless babes for so long in the privacy of a foxhole, what is a poor doughfoot going to do when he comes home and discovers that American women are, after all, biological and given, under stress, to shiny noses? ↗


— Margaret Mitchell


#humor #truth #women #home

There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#beauty #dead #funny #humor #ugly






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