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Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that. ↗


— Mikhail Bulgakov


#inspirational #satan #humor

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #moroseness #russia #satire #sorrow

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting. ↗


— Derek Landy


#gathering #grudges #humor #humorous #mages

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


#humor #offences #satire #humor

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#funny #humor #humorous #irony #satire

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. ↗


— Katie MacAlister


#bath #comedy #love #vampires #love

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. ↗


— Criss Jami


#best #conversation #drink #drinking #drunk

No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant, and someone else is there, I’ll soap up for the sake of civilization, but it’s only for show, I don’t really care if I have ultraviolet traces of urine or feces on my hands. But, if I see someone walk oudda the men’s without soaping up I’ll think he’s deranged, borderline psychotic. At least pretend that washing your hands matters. You know, for the sake of civilization. ↗


— Shannon Lyndsy


#hygiene #satire #humor

I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists? ↗


— Richelle Mead


#paranormal #richelle-mead #satanist #succubus #succubus-heat

Alice is fictional. This isn't. ↗


— Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine






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