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Your neighbor's vision is as true for him as your own vision is true for you.


Miguel de Unamuno


#neighbor #own #true #vision #you

Most of the seven billion people in this world suffer from malnutrition. Half do not have enough to eat and the rest of us eat too much.


Earle Gray


#food #hunger #malnutrition #obesity #food

We cling to the comfortable rather than step out into the possible.


Mary DeTurris Poust


#possible #trust #faith

When someone says so-and-so’s opinionated, what’s that mean? Aren’t we all opinionated? Show me one person with no opinions, and I’ll show you a bowl of Jell-O—or a politician, whichever one’s dumber.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #politicians #politics #random

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 



Jarod Kintz


#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

My shadow falling over a spot of land always increases its real estate value. Buy it now, because at high noon, all value will vanish.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #noon #random #random-thought

Grow up, Bailey." "That is precisely what I'm doing," Bailey says. "I don't care if you don't understand that. Staying here won't make me happy. It will make you happy because you're insipid and boring, and an insipid, boring life is enough for you. It's not enough for me. It will never be enough for me. So I'm leaving. Do me a favor and marry someone who will take decent care of the sheep.


Erin Morgenstern


#life #marriage #marriage-advice #maturity #sibling-relationships

I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.



Jarod Kintz


#food #funny #homeless #humor #nonsense

A strong gives forgiveness but weak gives permission.


Santosh Kalwar


#permission #strong #weak #forgiveness

Casey glanced at her plate again, recalling the posters of her elementary school lunchroom: YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. So, how much you ate indicated the quantity of your desire. Walter was also implying that how quickly you got your food revealed the likelihood of achieving your goals. She was in fact terribly hungry, but she'd pretended to be otherwise to be ladylike and had moved away from the table to be agreeable, and now she'd continue to be hungry" (Free Food For Millionaires, p.92.)


Min Jin Lee


#hunger #women #food






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