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Al Goldstein

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I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.


— Al Goldstein


#believe #first #first amendment #fully #i

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.


— Al Goldstein


#effect #indifference #only #reality #universe

Married life is an existence with bars around it.


— Al Goldstein


#bars #existence #life #married #married life

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.


— Al Goldstein


#disgusting #effort #make #more #our

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.


— Al Goldstein


#our #raw #sex #stock #trade

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.


— Al Goldstein


#cause #effect #find #goal #man

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.


— Al Goldstein


#destiny #doom #testosterone #then

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.


— Al Goldstein


#marriage #only #respects #she #thinking

The true success is the person who invented himself.


— Al Goldstein


#invented #person #success #success is #true

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.


— Al Goldstein


#cliche #closed #doors #i #image






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Alvin "Al" Goldstein (born January 10 1936 New York City) is a former American publiAl Goldsteinr and pornographer. [citation needed]
In 2002 he was found guilty of harassing a former employee doing such things as publishing her number in Screw and encouraging readers to call her and sentenced to 60 days in prison.

His company Milky Way Productions owner of Screw and the long-running cable TV show Midnight Blue was started in 1968 and went into bankruptcy in 2004. His mansion in Pompano Beach Florida complete with backyard 11-foot middle finger statue was sold in June 2004 to pay debts. Alvin "Al" Goldstein (born January 10 1936 New York City) is a former American publiAl Goldsteinr and pornographer.

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